‘I don’t know why we worked so hard for all this crap anyway,’ old fart admits
With President Obama’s health care reform crossing the desk of major corporations as lobbyists struggle to make sense of being left out of the loop, a group of billionaires have formed a club to make everything okay.
The club is called Billionaire Offering — or “B.O.” — and has set up major distribution sites around the world to toss cash out of corporate towers.
“We figure it’s better just to throw our money away since we’re just throwing our money away,” an inside source has been quoted as quoting.
To prevent riots, no release date has as of yet been announced.
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The Reqister 
September 30, 2011 at 7:51 pm |
IM A MOTHER OUT OF WORK TWO BOYS STILL HAVENT FOUND A JOB GOING TO LOSE WHAT LITTLE I HAVE AND IT AINT MUCH CAN YOU HELP WE BE IN YOUR DEBT I CANT PAY THE BILLS PLEASE HELP!
October 21, 2011 at 11:20 am |
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April 13, 2012 at 6:22 pm |
I JUST NEED 1,000 DOLLARS TO PAY OFF MY MOTHERS FURNERAL PLEASE HELP ME
April 15, 2012 at 5:28 pm |
live on my own and things have gone really hard for me iv gone behind on bills i work but things have got a little hard can anyone please help me as i have know of soting this mess fast iv never asked for anything of anyone till now but its greatly needed i would pay back when im on my feet again someone please help me.
July 8, 2012 at 11:13 am |
Our father whom art in heaven,allow me $95,000 to buy a small one bedroom ranch house.Paying rent monthly is eating up my money up and if someone is touched by your grace to gift me with the money i will do what i told my deceased mother i would do:
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August 11, 2012 at 5:45 am |
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October 1, 2012 at 1:03 am |
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February 13, 2013 at 11:15 am |
I am asking for help for Sandra shumuker, she owns a hotel has for approx 20 years, she has helped hundreds of people, let’s the down and out stay, so many have stolen from her,this last time it was her car,money for taxes, her health is not good, her taxes are due she owes 53.000 on her hotel and foreclosures is lurking in the background, we are trying our best to help it just that none of us can come up with that kind of money quick enough to help her. She truly is an angle, she holds nothing against the ones whom have helped put her here, she is pure in heart, I hate to see her lose her home
is a very proud woman I admire her strength a weaknesses if someone could help it truly would be helping someone who helps others with heart that is
February 23, 2013 at 2:05 pm |
I’m having a really rough time of things..5 months ago my right hand was shot through from palm out to top, with a .45 caliber pistol..unfortunately i am right handed..my youngest daughter is in dire need of dental work..root canals, extractions, maybe dentures..we need $800more in order for them to begin working on her needs..please if you can help us it would be such a tremendous weight lifted off of us…i am a firm believer in pay it forward and we will do what we can as we can…thank you for your time
May 1, 2013 at 8:18 am |
I’m 29 and fell four stories off a building breaking my pelvis in 6 places both my arms my wrist in 8 and lost 9 teeth . That was 5 years ago I am and have been working since but no matter what I do I can’t seem to get the health care I need . It hurts to walk about and my wrist is constantly weak and strapped and the teeth issue speaks for its self . All of this is beginning to affect my job and I’m worried its gonna stitch me up if I carry on with out the right medical attention but can’t afford it ….. Any one got any ideas or is a docter i could really do with a hand .
June 21, 2013 at 8:32 am |
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April 4, 2014 at 1:34 am |
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June 15, 2014 at 2:50 pm |
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February 28, 2017 at 5:38 pm |
My name’s Matthew McConnell, I am a 31 years old, happily married to a 60 year young GODDESS, and was born HIV POSITIVE. My entire life has been a living nightmare, from one consistent complication to the next, even to the point my own fathers neglect has left me reliant on ta meager disability check, which has barely helped me survive, how I have tlll now, well; I did mention my wife. I am quite an intellectual, according to everyone who takes a moment to talk with me in depth, and have been acknowledged for have the perfect advice , for everyone else buy myself. I’ve spent the majority of my existence in and out of hospitalizations for just about all things mental, but about as many medical, and the stability of my physical state is always in question, while my mind as of the time I’ve been bonded together with my Donna, has gripped a hold of my truest capacities to succeed beyond my own expectations for it’s her expectations of me that I am reaching out for something more than just assistance, I AM SEEKING PARTNERSHIPS IN OUR BUSINESS, AND ASKING SIMPLY FOR NO SET DOLLAR AMOUNT, BUT TO PUT ONE ON IT AS AN OPENING REQUEST, THE POSSIBILITY OF AN INVESTMENT OF 2 MILLION, FOR COVERING ALL THE ABOVE MENTIONED PURPOSES. AS IT SHOULD BE, I AM OPEN TO WHATEVER MIGHT BE AVAILABLE; MY WIFE AND I ARE LOOKING FORWARD VERILY TO SPEAKING WITH YOU. GRAZI
February 28, 2017 at 5:41 pm |
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