‘I don’t know why we worked so hard for all this crap anyway,’ old fart admits
With President Obama’s health care reform crossing the desk of major corporations as lobbyists struggle to make sense of being left out of the loop, a group of billionaires have formed a club to make everything okay.
The club is called Billionaire Offering — or “B.O.” — and has set up major distribution sites around the world to toss cash out of corporate towers.
“We figure it’s better just to throw our money away since we’re just throwing our money away,” an inside source has been quoted as quoting.
To prevent riots, no release date has as of yet been announced.