Rich People Giving Away Free Money!!!

‘I don’t know why we worked so hard for all this crap anyway,’ old fart admits

With President Obama’s health care reform crossing the desk of major corporations as lobbyists struggle to make sense of being left out of the loop, a group of billionaires have formed a club to make everything okay.

The club is called Billionaire Offering — or “B.O.” — and has set up major distribution sites around the world to toss cash out of corporate towers.

“We figure it’s better just to throw our money away since we’re just throwing our money away,” an inside source has been quoted as quoting.

To prevent riots, no release date has as of yet been announced.

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13 Responses to “Rich People Giving Away Free Money!!!”

  1. TERESA ANN RAMIREZ Says:

    IM A MOTHER OUT OF WORK TWO BOYS STILL HAVENT FOUND A JOB GOING TO LOSE WHAT LITTLE I HAVE AND IT AINT MUCH CAN YOU HELP WE BE IN YOUR DEBT I CANT PAY THE BILLS PLEASE HELP!

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  3. JACQUELINE Says:

    I JUST NEED 1,000 DOLLARS TO PAY OFF MY MOTHERS FURNERAL PLEASE HELP ME

  4. james crooks Says:

    live on my own and things have gone really hard for me iv gone behind on bills i work but things have got a little hard can anyone please help me as i have know of soting this mess fast iv never asked for anything of anyone till now but its greatly needed i would pay back when im on my feet again someone please help me.

  5. Marlene Personius Says:

    Our father whom art in heaven,allow me $95,000 to buy a small one bedroom ranch house.Paying rent monthly is eating up my money up and if someone is touched by your grace to gift me with the money i will do what i told my deceased mother i would do:
    JOIN A CHURCH AS A MEMBER AND GET BAPTIZED. amen +

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  7. emery Says:

    I. need. 10000 for. school

  8. cari2222 Says:

    I am asking for help for Sandra shumuker, she owns a hotel has for approx 20 years, she has helped hundreds of people, let’s the down and out stay, so many have stolen from her,this last time it was her car,money for taxes, her health is not good, her taxes are due she owes 53.000 on her hotel and foreclosures is lurking in the background, we are trying our best to help it just that none of us can come up with that kind of money quick enough to help her. She truly is an angle, she holds nothing against the ones whom have helped put her here, she is pure in heart, I hate to see her lose her home

    is a very proud woman I admire her strength a weaknesses if someone could help it truly would be helping someone who helps others with heart that is

  9. Shelli Johnson Says:

    I’m having a really rough time of things..5 months ago my right hand was shot through from palm out to top, with a .45 caliber pistol..unfortunately i am right handed..my youngest daughter is in dire need of dental work..root canals, extractions, maybe dentures..we need $800more in order for them to begin working on her needs..please if you can help us it would be such a tremendous weight lifted off of us…i am a firm believer in pay it forward and we will do what we can as we can…thank you for your time

  10. Gary Says:

    I’m 29 and fell four stories off a building breaking my pelvis in 6 places both my arms my wrist in 8 and lost 9 teeth . That was 5 years ago I am and have been working since but no matter what I do I can’t seem to get the health care I need . It hurts to walk about and my wrist is constantly weak and strapped and the teeth issue speaks for its self . All of this is beginning to affect my job and I’m worried its gonna stitch me up if I carry on with out the right medical attention but can’t afford it ….. Any one got any ideas or is a docter i could really do with a hand .

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  12. Robert Alston Says:

    I am a 65 year old poor man looking for some financial help. I need about 5,000 dollars to help me get out of. debt and be able to enjoy my last years I have left happy. Please help me.

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